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We blasted off from Canaveral
the finest crew you’ve ever seen
our spirits higher than the Van Allen Belt
Ooo Rah we were keen
SpaceX supplied their latest ship
a sleek and sturdy craft
supported by the latest NASA tech
nothing was understaffed
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in a low drift elliptical orbit
we made two near earth passes
Space Ranger Labs had supplied us all
probe proof bionic arses
There’d be no glowy ET fingers
probing our space ranger sphincters
our faecal evacuation systems were sealed
do I need to be succincter?
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interstellar exploration
voyaging beyond the stars
if you look out the window to your left
you can wave as we pass Mars
if you ever leave the safety of earth
ya gotta take one for the team
lay back and think of New England
because in space no one can hear you scream
Ch…
everything was going to plan
everything was fine
Until we ran into the
Tentacled Xeno from Sector 9
our augmented rectums were no match
our defenses and pants were down
extra-terrestrial cheek spreading tentilla
was almost touching brown
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