Tourism Police

Tourism police

Arrest these lads

They've drunk too much

They're bustling down the streets

And puke and cuss such a disgrace

*

Tourism police

Arrest these girls

Their smartphones' flashes

Are making my eyes bleed

It makes me sick this city

***

Please do not forget

Please do not forget

Please do not forget

Try some local dish

*

Tourism police

I've given this up I'm

Not versed enough

I've given all up but

I'd like to stay on the payroll

***

Please do not forget

Please do not forget

Please do not forget

Check out that old church

*****

For one month one year

I lost myself I lost myself

Phew for a minute there

I lost myself I lost myself

For a minute there

I lost myself I lost myself

Phew, for some thousand years

I lost myself I lost myself