Time is Running Out
Yeah...
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuckity fuckity fuck
Time is running out
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About the Creator
Paul Stewart
Scottish-Italian poet/writer from Glasgow.
Overflowing in English language torture and word abuse.
"Every man has a sane spot somewhere" R.L Stevenson
The Accidental Poet - Poetry Collection is now available!
https://paulspoeticprints.etsy.com
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National Senior Citizens Day (April 21)
We are fortunate to live in a time when so many of our elderly are living lives of unexpected health and financial security, but such was not always the case. Throughout history old age was not something an individual expected to reach, and so we lost the wisdom and experience of these individuals at an early age. Senior Citizen Day celebrates the fact that these keepers of wisdom are staying with us longer each year, and in better health.
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Whispering Woods Challenge Winners
Congratulations to Morgan Christy Rickards for their winning Whispering Woods story, Guardian at the Gate. Morgan has been a Vocal creator since February 2021, and this is their first time placing in Challenge — well done, starting with a win! Guardian at the Gate draws evocatively from Welsh tales of the Cantre'r Gwaelod, a lost sunken kingdom between the forest and the sea. Heledd’s dangerous adventure pulls her towards the water but her spirit is anchored in the woods: Morgan’s writing is atmospheric and exciting.
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Comments (47)
LORD HOW DID I MISS THIS ONE? Best haiku I've ever read, laddie! What a gut-laugh I just gave. Perfection! *chef's kiss*
Actually I see their point! 1. They had to choose a TS and you jostled them along quite nicely. And 2 It's brilliantly funny especially done in the traditional form. I see their point. Good choice IMHO 🤍
😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂
I have absolutely no idea how I missed this brilliant piece of work. Now I know the f-bomb was alive and well in a Vocal Top Story long before mine! I should be jealous, but I'm not, because this is a work of art!
Possible the best form of haiku I've read and I don't like Haiku
I know I'm late to the party, but I just have to say that this made me laugh. Bravo!
Hahahaha gave me a laugh. Relatable as f- 😂
Just today I was reading an article online about how Glaswegians are more foul-mouthed than other Brits and then this poem pops up. Coincidence? Hmm... Thanks for making my evening!
Well done and congratulations on your top story !
lol - expresses that feeling before a deadline quite well 😊
Love it
Building of the mind set
Very interesting
Good for the listening ears
Congratulations 👍🎉🎉
Genius❤️💯😆👀
Were you watching Four Weddings and a Funeral when you wrote this?
What do they say about great minds? https://vocal.media/poets/fuc
Brilliant and apropos of just about everything. Thank you!
Did you lose your thesaurus? LOL The best use of the word was when I read about a young male immigrant who had trouble learning English idioms-- as many do. He complained about people who thought he knew nothing and said--: They think I know fuck nothing, but I know fuck all!
I sense a theme... 🤔
Haha this!! This is gold! Well done
I’m so fucking happy this made Top Story😃 Congrats, my friend!
Ha-HA! HahahaHA! Whenever I hear the phrase "fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck" I think about somebody rolling down the stairs accidentally like in the three stooges.
Some days I feel like this. Great haiku!