there's a hole in the donut

Im being robbed by the donut, or the one who made it, for there's a hole in the donut I saw it when I ate it.

That's like putting a hole in the bottom of a boat, but I don't want to gloat about being the only one to note, that there is a hole in the donut.

I'm being robbed by the donut its an atrocious thing to do, to put a hole in a donut who? who? who? there's a hole in the donut "did you see it too"? there's a hole in the donut oh what do I do.?