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The Woman With The Hairy Leg

Silly little limerick...

By Paul StewartPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read
The Woman With The Hairy Leg
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There once was a woman who had one very hairy leg

She sat in the middle of town and started to beg

I need a razor or wax strip, she said

As passersby said no, she shook her head

So grabbed a saw, cut off the limb and called it Gregg

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