The Thieves of Greenygreedville.
Insure deez nuts!
"What is it with the price of insurance?
I've almost reached the end of endurance.
Screw my deductible!
I'm not indestructible!
Let's stop! with all this gouging influence!"
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Commencing rant: The cost of insurance these days is super ridiculous. The different types you need, the different rates that keep getting higher, (but the benefits remain the same) can send you to the cuckoo's nest. But it's something we need. I get that. Life is a gamble but why gamble on yourself that nothing bad will happen. Maybe... if I play my cards right and don't use it at all in a full calendar year, I can talk them into a partial refund at the end of the year ππ. Except life insurance, that one, well we know the importance of that one. All the rest can bite it! End of rant- You may now resume with reading more limericks. Enjoy another one here if you like.
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Lamar Wiggins
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Comments (13)
Oh yeah, ridiculous and unfair insurance costs- good subject for a poetry rant!
Life indeed is a gamble and the cost of insurance is crazy! Loved your limerick!
It's so true! It's a racket...and then try to collect!
Spot on
Love this! Very well said! Great rhymes π
Well said! Totally agree.
π€π€ nice poem buddy, all I care to say π
So agree! Don't get me going that health insurance is right not a privilege. Well done Limerick βοΈ
Insurance companies are the worst. Well done!
Well done, and yes it's true.
Haha π πGreat oneβ
Ugh yes!! It is an absolute scam! π©
Your exactly right π