Oh, boy, it's another man
Trying his best to rationalize
His perversion for little girls,
By bringing up the olden times.
/
You'll say "not all men,"
But prove my point in your next sentence...
These assholes are too comfortable,
And shouldn't be allowed near children.
/
Sounds like you're a perv,
Sounds like you're a problem,
Sounds like you need to trip,
And fall into a snake pit.
/
Don't worry, baby boy,
Only one of the snakes is venomous...
Calm down, gimme a smile,
You know you really want it, bitch.
Maybe you shouldn't have dressed like that,
Maybe you shouldn't have tempted it.
The body has ways of shutting that down,
If you really don't want to get bit.
/
Oh who I am kidding,
You're all allergic to irony.
The only cure for your condition
Is a match and some gasoline.
/
They think we're going way too far,
When they're literally eating infants...
I feel justified using a knife,
To cut off your worthless penis.
/
Sounds like you're a pedo.
Sounds like you're a rapist.
Sounds like you need to be
Lowered into a snake pit.
/
Don't worry, baby boy,
Only one of the snakes is venomous...
Calm down, gimme a smile,
You know you really want it, bitch.
Maybe you shouldn't have dressed like that,
Maybe you shouldn't have tempted it.
The body has ways of shutting that down,
If you really don't want to get bit.
/
I don't want them tried...
I don't want them imprisoned...
I want them hog-tied,
Black-bagged,
Taken to a stadium...
I want their heads on a block,
Under a bladed, swinging pendulum.
I want to watch them scream for mercy,
While their victims jeer and spit on them.
But maybe a snake pit is a little inhumane,
No snake should be made,
To pierce these nasty men's veins.
/
Don't worry, baby boy,
Only one of the snakes is venomous...
Calm down, gimme a smile,
You know you really want it, bitch.
Maybe you shouldn't have dressed like that,
Maybe you shouldn't have tempted it.
The body has ways of shutting that down,
If you really don't want to get bit.
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