The Roll

No it’s not a typed mistake. Bogger is the word.

So absurd, women and men who live for a loo roll

Closed eyes to what’s going on, panic buying food

The Bogger buys Loo rolls, she fears dirty arses

As people are going down dying every second

As some rush to panic buy food, this lady/man is shitty

So to life close your eyes. To The Bogger a Clean bum a must

You walk into shops nothing, Omg she has recruited friends

Now every shop has no loo rolls, The Bogger strikes again

The ships shall sink, The bloggers arses will not stink, no,no

Pandemic oh right, keep them loo rolls out of sight, get more

limitations here please four squares maximum per poo

Corona oh yeh, it’s that killer that made toilet rolls King

Open cubards they all fall out. WTF people shout

What is important? surviving or dying with clean bums

The Bogger did the mighty sums. Keep it clean loo hygiene

So deaths all round no one is safe, yet comfort rolls hoarded

A totally new meaning to the saying, “Bottoms up” oh yes

Save our world as each country self isolates, save the rolls

Soft tissue paper seems to offer comfort, is it too late

The blogger Panic buys soft tissue paper oh my WTF it's insane

So shop shelves empty, no food, no loo rolls in sight

The blogger with her soft clean bum sleeps well tonight

She and He does not fear death, just smelly dirty bottoms

After this Pandemics over selfishness wont be forgotten

lets raise a glass to toilet rolls and all this shit,

A toast to The Bogger the ridicules panic buying toilet roll twit