The Pompous Oyster
A Sea Creature Rap Battle
By Violet P. DaviesPublished 5 years ago • 1 min read
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Looks like it's time for me to roast you
Sorry bro, you know I'm supposed to
And there's nothing to it
You do it to yourself
Like Vance Joy, I'm living on a higher shelf
But I see how that might sound selfish
So lets talk in terms of shellfish
The people open up an oyster and they find me
I'm a pearl, I'm a gem, I'm rare and unique
Your rap is a clam, full of slimy meat
You're common, you're crass and you can't feel the beat
You ain't got no soul to your rhymes
So throw in the beach towel while you've still got time
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About the Creator
Violet P. Davies
Words make me feel fulfilled occasionally.
Keep track of me on Insta @purpleproseandposies
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