The mirror that nobody likes

The mirror that nobody likes

Every time someone walked past it laughs

It is an expert at it's craft 

Even if you walk by really fast 

You could slow your pace

Then it will just say something nasty about your face 

But remember this is not a race

Just keep up your grace

No matter what this is probably not the best place 

If you try to escape it will just show everyone that you are out of shape 

If you get angry and it you try to strike it will just bite

You are probably wondering how it is that you found yourself in so much strife 

It definitely wasn't due to your gorgeous wife 

It wouldn't matter what they looked like 

Especially when you encounter the mirror that nobody likes