The Lonely Chauvinist.

Too much booze, not enough love.

By Lamar WigginsPublished 4 years ago • 1 min read

I'd kill for a pint of whiskey,

or a lassie to give me a hickey.

I like 'em quite plump,

with a big o'l fat rump.

Just someone to say they miss me.

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"Life is Love Experienced" -LW

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Written by Lamar Wiggins