The Life of a Mooch

I wake up in the morning

Eat my brown pellet food.

It is rich in nutrients that are healthy for me.

Then I lay around, napping, and watch television.

If the weather is nice, I’ll spend a couple hours outside

Running back and forth

And laying on the ground, basking in the sun.

If I’m lucky I’ll go on a walk with my owner

Walks are my favorite activity next to eating food and drinking water.

Later on at night I’ll eat dinner by myself

Another bowl of brown spherical balls.

I like to use my adorableness to manipulate my owner to give me more food.

Then if I’m tired I’ll lay down in my bed and go to sleep.

The life of a dog is glorious.