"The Last Gift : A Divine Comedy"
''A divine gift exchange with surprising results"
When God created Adam and Eve, He said to them
"I only have two gifts left
The first is the art of peeing standing up...''
Adam didn't let him go any further, and said, Me!!! Me!!! Me!!!
Please, Lord, I want this gift!
Please!
It will make my life so much easier!
Please!!!
Give it to me!!!
Eve shook her head, saying that it was okay.
God gave Adam this gift, who shouted with joy!
He ran around the Garden of Eden, urinating on all the trees and bushes, and headed for the beach, where he drew pictures in the sand.
In this way, he did not stop showing his immense happiness!!!
God and Eve looked at the man who was happy. Then Eve asked
"Lord, what is the other gift?"
God replied
Brains, Eve!
Brains! It's for you
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