The Funguy who wanted to live
Written for the Sara Wilson 'Doodles and Ditties' Challenge.

Hello everyone, I want to say Hi.
You can call me, Eli the yellow mushroom guy.
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I live in the forest with birds and rabbits.
Having fun in this world is my only habit.
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I have lots of friends who all think I'm cute.
They like when I laugh and love my yellow suit.
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But beware of the crazy, ole man with the beard.
He walks around picking us up. He's weird.
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He looks around for where we gather in groups.
So we can all become dinner in what he calls soup.
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But he wasn't quite ready for the surprise that we had.
Some of us play tricks, we'll make you go mad.
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He put what he grabbed in a huge pot and boiled it.
He spent the next two days parked right on the toilet
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So there is a lesson for you hungry folks out there:
I might be fun and talented, but you better beware.
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I'll dance and play with you all day long.
But pizza or pasta is not where I belong.
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Iād rather have a bunch of fun with you instead.
Before mama's doodles and ditties turn us all into sleepy heads.
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Nighty Night friends. I'll see you later...
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Lamar Wiggins
Creative writer in the Northeast U.S. having fun with words...
Here, you will find the paranormal, mystery, true crime, horror, humor, fantasy and poetry.
"Life is Love Experienced" -LW
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