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The Epitome of a Great Fucking Guy

An Ode to the Unsung Heroes of the Male Race

By Paige HaydenPublished 6 years ago 1 min read

The epitome of a great fucking guy

Is the man twice your age who passes by

While you're walking home from a late night bar

And doesn't recognise that he knows you from afar

Because he hasn't looked closely, hasn't gazed

He knows how terrifying that is for a girl your age

My male friends find it astounding to this day

That I walk with the legal equivalent of pepper spray

But that, I say as I look in their eyes,

Is because you're the epitome of great fucking guys.

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Paige Hayden

24 year old who writes poems as and when ideas strike her - usually at 3am.

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