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The Best Show

A poem about opinions

By Alison McBainPublished 8 days ago 1 min read
The Best Show
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That is the worst show ever.

How can you know? Have you watched all the shows?

Yes.

All of them? In the world? I somehow doubt that.

Of course not. I was being sarcastic.

I know. But that's my point. Yes, there were some strange parts—

Like the dancing grandma?

Actually, I thought that was funny.

A talking dog?

Sort of cute.

A baby who rides horses?

Hey, it could happen.

Okay, so what didn't you like about the show?

Well... I can't think of anything. It was pretty great.

You know I can't be friends with you anymore. Not after this.

You serious?

I dunno. Am I? Why don't you tell me?

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About the Creator

Alison McBain

Alison McBain writes fiction & poetry, edits & reviews books, and pens a webcomic called “Toddler Times.” In her free time, she drinks gallons of coffee & pretends to be a pool shark at her local pub. More: http://www.alisonmcbain.com/

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