The Ballad of My Liver and Lung Functions

i’m pissed and i’m fuckin stoned

i’m off my fuckin chops

and the irony is

000) if i had of taken those mushy caps EARLIER like i was gonna (000

i’d be straightening up about now

(02:06 Eastern Standard Time)

yet i wont waver

not in my mind

not in my faith

i hold

a firm belief

that

there is no such fucking thing

as too much pot

and too much beer

and like JJ Speedball said

i’m pissin’ fuckin clear

i’m munted and i’m drunk

and the words are flying out

like i’ve opened this piss weak demonic gateway

i’m having a little trouble

focusing on the screen

and my spelling is phucking atrocious

maybe no one will read this

so no one will fuckin notice!

and while no one is noticing

all that we laid out in front

someone had the nerve and audacity

to call the cook a cunt!

who called the cook a cunt we yelled

and had a very loose cursory look

all we could think to ourselves

was who called the cunt a cook?