The ABCs of Breakfast

Although apples are almost always altruistic,

Berries behave best before breakfast.

Cereal can create commutative crunch.

Doughnuts' define dutiful diligent devouring.

Eggs exact exceptional efforts, ergo each exudes early ecstasy.

Fritters fried fleetingly feel fastidiously fresh.

Grits grab gaggles groveling gregariously,

Having heard hash had happy honest homages. Hence,

Ice-cream is implicitly improper,

Jelly just jives, jeopardizing juxtapositions.

Kolache kills keenness,

Lox loves living life lavishly,

Muffins make more masterful musings most melodiously,

Not negating nuts, naturally.

Oatmeal, omelettes, overly ostentatious oranges,

Performing pastry permutations, perhaps perfectly, presents pontification post partaking.

Quiche quizzically quells quickness quietly.

Rashers reduce ravenous requirements,

So sausage satiates satisfyingly simple stomachs.

Toast tastes tantalizingly trivial.

Utensils ultimately utilized undulate uniquely.

Viddles vastly vary, voraciously vexing victims violently.

Waffle waffle with whimsical waste while,

Xenophobes xerox xylitol.

Your yogurt yearns, your yawn yields.

Zero zucchini zealously zombified. Zero!