TFW

Tfw you drop your pizza slice, topping side down.

Fml.

Tfw the bus drives straight past you.

Fml.

Tfw you drop your phone and the headphones don't save it.

Fml.

Tfw when you get out of the shower and there isn't a towel.

Fml.

Tfw you get on the wrong train and don't notice for hours.

Fml.

Tfw you open your cigarettes, upside down and they land in a puddle.

Fml.

Tfw you get a friend request from your school bully.

Fml.

Tfw you don't know where you are and your phone's dead.

Fml.

Tfw ... you get a message from the guy who used to beat your best friend to find out how she died.

Tffml

(Thank fuck for my life.)