Test All the Assholes

Well, you have one don’t you?

Sometimes we are merely the parts we need to keep track of.

Test all the assholes!

Stick a thermometer in your ass

Your asshole is your only exit wound.

Where everything you have taken comes back out again.

Back into the world you never parted from

Test your asshole, test your neighbor's asshole

There’s not enough testing and

Now we are all Pro-testing

Test all the assholes!

Have your asshole tested today

It’s free on Medical

And participating Walmart pharmacies.

We who wear masks and keep distant; who think that it's time for racism to be over and the police accountable to the public good; who believe women have a grievous complaint as to their current social and legal status; those of us who are dead against any religious or moral institution attempting to impose its narrow puritanism on us, our bodies or our sex lives...)

...to keep talking to each other, keep posting and sharing and confirming our common humanity on social media.

We are the collective voice of reason. We are the vestiges of sanity.

Do not despair!

Do not cry into your beer and think that you are alone.

We are not alone.

Reason is its own collective and a bigger tribe than any other human flag. Critical thinking and scrutiny lock arms with reason to protect our community of simiants.

We are not believers. We are perceivers. We are the thinkers who can hear what the evidence says with no need for an interpreter We are not willfully blind. If you have a point, then prove it.

But please don't ask to be excused from reason or evidence.

We are not revolutionaries, we are the revolution.

We are the future of reason and freedom. We are what comes next.

We are living the r/evolution of ourselves, the inner outer seeing through Alice's mirror

into mindful awareness

into homage to our masters: the-ever-loving-human-race.