Tell Me Please

Oh, boy...this challenge is going to be a tough one to complete...

Good thing I've watched all those crime shows...maybe I can compete.

To magically and truly disappear, one must methodically plan all angles.

The details must be tested, patience a must so efforts don't get "tangles."

I would start off having a final destination, a place that I blend in.

That is, of course with new credentials, new looks, and a new spin.

I would have managed to have a new ID card that says I belong "there."

(I had to spend a fortune getting that done stealthily & without a care.)

I'd have lots of cash on hand that I had saved up for months and years.

Nobody would notice any peculiar ATM withdrawal or banking arrears.

Of course, life must continue steady at home in happily ever after mode.

Nobody would ever expect or could explain this "vanishing" to decode.

They would see that my identity and phone had been left inside my purse

Some might shed a few tears (hope they would) assuming the very worst.

They'd find my car safe inside the garage, photos on the bedroom walls,

See, my new ID allowed me to purchase a new ride to get out of town.

Wig on and a "do you take cash?" in a British accent was the run around.

I parked it in a busy garage, paid the weekly rate ahead and waited...

Days later, I walked to the local park and changed from the me I hated!

It didn't take long to become the new me again and drive off into sunset

Smiled, powdered my nose, reddened my lips, and left with zero regret!

He might spend money/his time in search, scratching his old bald head,

But in the end, he'll have no other choice, but declare me legally dead!!