Telephone
Gossip Gone Wrong
Mae became one of my best friends
after I recognized
the counterfeit connections
in my life
and decided to leave them aside
*
She showed up
and brought a bona fide
friendship into my life
*
The time I realized she was a real one
was on a Monday morning just after 9
when she said something that brought tears to my eyes
*
Kelsey was in my crime scene photography class
She was lonely hanging out with the popular kids
So she would hang out with us during our break
*
One day Kelsey gossiped about her friend Gabby
who sat at our table in first period
"She hooked up with the guy from the basketball team,
and they did everything, but sex."
*
Mae's eyes spread wide and she smiled when she said,
"Oh, they did everything BUTT SEX?"
as she thrusted her hips forward and back again
*
Mae and I
couldn't stop laughing
Our belly's blew a gasket
as our eyes cried
*
We weren't keen to gossip
but we joked about stupid things all the time
*
Kelsey was unamused
she felt more comfortable talking smack
than laughing at things that were meaninglessly funny
*
So after that day Kelsey said
she'd rather hang out with Gabby
and the popular kids again
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Flashforward 15 years
Mae and I still bust a lung
when we reminisce on,
"Everything BUTT SEX."
and how her stupid joke
made the chismosa afraid to hang with us
*
Mae told me something else
that made me laugh even more that day
"Kelsey got so butt hurt by 'everything butt sex'
but I swear I saw her nipples on Instagram."
*
If the joke wasn't already funny enough
the delayed irony was even funnier
Our insider grew even more hilarious that day
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