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4/5/2025
Herbicides glide on snide remarks As snakes slither in the dark Venom spit from the mouths of the unfit and witless As we witness our destruction
By Atomic Historian2 years ago in Poets
Perhaps It Was As Was All Was What Was Meant To Be
I spend many a night of the month of May, July, or September, gazing at the sky My eyes can't seem to comprehend the way the diamonds dance, shimmy and even fly
By Paul Stewart2 years ago in Poets
Ahh, Suki Suki; Pass Me That Cookie!!!!. Top Story - April 2025.
🍪🍪🍪🍪 My New York Cheesecake Cookie is so delectable that it has me tossing out my diet to play hooky... 🍪🍪🍪🍪 At this point in the game, it has me feeling like a diet rookie...
By Tiffany Gordon2 years ago in Poets
“No Parking Zone — Car Will Be Thrown! 🚗💨”
“No Parking Zone — Car Will Be Thrown! 🚗💨” They nailed a sign for all to view: 🚫 NO PARKING – Penalty: $100 too! 💸 But cars kept coming, row by row,
By PRABAL TR PRO2 years ago in Poets
Inkwell of Irony: A Poet’s Guide to Surviving the Circus of Sincerity:
We are court jesters with quills for swords, Draped in sonnets, crowned with oxymorons, We juggle metaphors on a tightrope of pride,
By Sanchita Chatterjee2 years ago in Poets
Moon of the year
The Moon has been a constant presence in Earth's sky, captivating human imagination and influencing cultures throughout history. Its discovery is not a singular event but a gradual realization and understanding that evolved over millennia. Early humans were undoubtedly aware of the Moon, observing its phases and its impact on natural phenomena such as tides. However, comprehending its nature, motion, and relationship to Earth required centuries of observation, contemplation, and scientific advancement.
By Romanus mercy 2 years ago in Poets
HmDADAHmDADAHmDADA
In the Special Ed Room, the dreams are kept in cages, He wore his best hospital gown for the meeting but spoke in a rat's voice.
By Tom Baker2 years ago in Poets
From Cringe to Cupid
You snort when you laugh, I trip when I walk, You talk to the plants, I argue with chalk. You dance like a noodle, I sing off-key,
By Tale Weaver2 years ago in Poets
S.H.I.T. Happens. Content Warning.
We all want to win, that’s the goal But sometimes things happen beyond our understanding and beyond our control Everything happens for a reason
By K. Wisendanger 2 years ago in Poets
Happily Ever After
Oh, here's a story. Jesus in a Knife Fight Something like that. See, it's dream. I meet Jesus. He says "Believe in me and you get eternal life".
By Dan West2 years ago in Poets
The One-of-a-Kind Genetic Change That Made Horses Athletic
Here's an article for you: --- # The One-of-a-Kind Genetic Change That Made Horses Athletic Superstars Humans have been captivated by horses' speed, endurance, and strength for centuries. These magnificent animals have been crucial to human history in a variety of settings, from ancient battlegrounds to contemporary racetracks. But what is it that makes horses so good athletes? Scientists have discovered that a unique genetic change played a crucial role in transforming these animals into the powerhouses we see today.
By Ansarul Hoque2 years ago in Poets
The Great Toothpaste War
In a cozy home, where love is bright, A daily battle sparks each night. Not over money, chores, or chores— But toothpaste tubes and bathroom wars!
By Tale Weaver2 years ago in Poets