Stupid Questions Funny Poem
My Original Poem Written in 2012
I was walking the street
Lost in my own private mind.
To the ignorance around me
I was thankfully blind.
The car turned suddenly
Causing a horrible event.
As it swerved right into me
My ass, the fender did dent.
People gather around me
Screaming, “the ambulance is on the way.”
Then a fool leaned over
Asking, “Mister, are you okay?”
It was the dumbest of questions
As I passed out before an answer was given.
Then awaking much later
In an ambulance, I was driven.
The hospital was next
Where they said I’d be fine.
Days past uneventful
And I felt I might lose my mind.
Finally, the day had come
And I set out to leave.
But then something happened
I simply couldn’t believe.
As I walked quickly out the front doors
The kid yelled, “hello” from a tree up high.
Then down he went hard
In shrieks he did cry.
I ran to give him comfort
As he lay there in the dirt.
Then without thinking
I heard myself ask, “hey kid, are you hurt?”
I guess we all are the fool sometimes
With a stupid question to ask
So, when it happens to you, just laugh at yourself
Because it won’t be your last.
Written- 12/03/2012
About the Creator
Timothy A Rowland
I’m an every day human Xennial from the United States. I have many interest. I just want to improve your life and maybe entertain you. Available for editing and LeadsLeap projects at: https://www.fiverr.com/greyhatcompany
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