'Stimulating Economical Growth'

I MASTURBATE every day, in fact, I MASTURBATE daily.

I MASTURBATE to lose weight and I MASTURBATE to improve my appetite.

I MASTURBATE before breakfast and I MASTURBATE after lunch.

I MASTURBATE before and after dinner.

I MASTURBATE to improve muscle tone and I MASTURBATE to reduce stress.

I MASTURBATE with my right hand and I MASTURBATE with my left hand,

And I MASTURBATE with both hands; concurrently, alternatingly,

And all at the same time.

I MASTURBATE to improve my coordination.

I MASTURBATE in the daytime and I MASTURBATE in broad daylight.

And I MASTURBATE at night with the lamp on... or off,

And I MASTURBATE by moonlight.

I MASTURBATE to improve my vision.

I hurriedly MASTURBATE before a job interview, and on my coffee break

I casually MASTURBATE.

I MASTURBATE to improve my work ethic.

On vacation... I MASTURBATE.

I MASTURBATE when I read and I MASTURBATE when I watch TV.

Most of all, I MASTURBATE when I write poetry.

I MASTURBATE to enlarge

My mind!