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I see you almost every day

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My family loves you

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My mother thinks you’re the best

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I think you’re cute

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Our zodiac signs are compatible

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We're a lot like Jim and Pam from the Office in the beginning...then Jim dated Pam...and married her...

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I sometimes drunk text you in the middle of night...during booty call hours...instead of texting my girlfriend

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Our kids would look so cute…

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You know when to Turn Up and Turn Down

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We go on friend dates that look like real dates and I pay for all of them

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You’re not a basic bitch but my girlfriend sadly is....whomp.

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You know the cheats to all the Grand Theft Autos by heart

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You’re so funny and always make me laugh

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If I had to go by the definition of Soul Mates, even though I don't believe in it...yea...you'd match up

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You’re not a bitch

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You totally called it that my ex-girlfriend was a lying bitch.

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I’m probably going to date her again...

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You know what….where is her number?….oh well,

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I’ve known you all my life

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You’re an independent woman, more than Beyonce ever imagined you could be.

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My dogs love you

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I’ve had sex with you and it was great

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I’ve seen you naked and I liked what I saw

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I’d like to see it again sometime buuuuuttt

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You play video games

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I asked you to Prom

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You’re educated

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I broke up with you because you're the type of girl to marry and not to just fuck with...

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My friends think you’re really cool

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I talk about you quite often to other people

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And I'll talk about you some more though...but

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You're not a whore

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I tell you that you're an amazing chic and any guy would be so lucky to have you

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You have self-respect

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Our families are close friends

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Our Halloween costumes generally go hand in hand

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You made that really awesome mixtape for me and I listened to it everyday for 3 months

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I’m probably going to go listen to it now...

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You Air Assassinate like a boss

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People always think we’re dating

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I made out with you that one time and it was pretty awesome

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But I'd like to constantly still bring it up...

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You’re not like any of the other girls I’ve ever met

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I get you really thoughtful gifts for your birthday and Christmas

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I think you’re really sexy

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You have one of the nicest asses I’ve ever seen

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You have a nice set of boobs

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You have good taste in clothing

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We have matching tattoos

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I love putting a smile on your face…except for the fact that I'm…

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You have a car, your own place, and a good job

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You like cars as much as I do

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You’re really great with kids and I know you’re going to be a great mom

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I had that one dream that I dated you. We were actually happy....huh...

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I’ve shared my bed with you…we kinda cuddled…

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You were just as excited about Black Ops as I was

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You can hold your liquor...nice!

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That time we had sex and you give great head

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Can I have it again? Yes? Well....

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I send you drunk texts in the middle of the night even though I should be texting my girlfriend...

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We have a lot of photos together on social media

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I know your favorite color, movie, food, song, artist, tampon brand....

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My girlfriend went psycho on me and you helped me through the bad break up....then I realized that maybe I might have feelings for you....but....

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I share my interests with you and you actually listen to them

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I can go watch movies that aren’t chic flicks with you

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I fantasize about dating you...

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I would die for you

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We’re married on the Sims

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Got the latest version of the Sims, made us again....

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I make it my mission to put a smile on your face at least once while we’re together

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When we go out dancing together, I feel like your dancing is every man's dream...the best lap dance ever!!!

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You give the best hugs and smell really good

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You think farts are funny

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You like superheroes and we often have conversations about them

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I like it when you let me nerd out about boy things that I like and you actually listen

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You like sports

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You actually know what’s happening in the game

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You actually know about all the games….football, basketball, baseball, golf, hockey…cricket...

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I have a photo of you in my room

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It’s hanging on my wall....

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It literally is the last thing I see before I sleep and the first thing I see when I wake up….yeaaaa…

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You have class

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My current crappy girlfriend is jealous of how close we are

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I support you in all your extracurricular activities

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You have a great personality

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I like you with and without makeup

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I hate the shitty guys that you date because they don’t treat you the way you deserve

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We watch the same funny crap on YouTube and Vine

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I made a Vine on the type of girl I want to date...and it fits your description...

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I text you first almost everyday

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I take care of you when you’re sick. Just called to see how you were feeling….buuuuuuttt..

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Your PMS doesn’t really bother me that much

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I actually enjoy shopping for clothes with you

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I know all of your facial expressions and their meanings to a tee....oh here comes the eye roll. Is it because I'm....

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I see things in public that remind me of you

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I can’t stand to see you cry

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People love you

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I’ll punch the guy that made you cry…oh wait…was that me? Weeeelllll,

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You stand up for me

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I know what you want to name your future children and I actually dig those names

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We want the same family dog when we get older

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I can take you to Champs, Finish Line, and Academy and we both buy athletic wear

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You own at least more than one jersey for the team that I like

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We can talk about anything

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You can listen to Drake and not think about your ex

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You don’t judge me when I listen to Drake and think about my ex

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I miss you when we’ve gone a long time without seeing each other…where are you? Oh buuuuttt…

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We’ve gone to the same church for years

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We can spend the entire day together and still have things to talk about

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We’re comfortable with each other’s silence

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We have the same political views

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We have different political views but we respect each other

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You’re an awesome girl

...except for the fact that I'm.....

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