Starting from Snatch

Starting from Snatch:

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Be precise.

The answer's kinda lame,

but enough to break the ice.

Stop wasting time.

I think we should mate.

I'm all out of raisins,

so give me a date.

My presence is evidence,

2 more wishes.

Kiss me if I'm wrong,

but you wanna be my Misses?

I'm really low maintenance,

here's a free tip.

You fry me some bacon,

I'll give you a strip.

Your legs are like Monday, and Friday, unique.

Can I "swing" by in the middle of the week?

You sit on my lap,

I'll make you a deal.

Whatever pops up,

I'll share what you feel.

Don't think I'm easy.

To get this, you earn it.

Lend me a kiss,

and I swear I'll return it.

Shy, an reserved.

Quiet as a mouse.

You're like my pinky toe,

I'd bang you round the house.

I write a lot of rhymes of a "sexual" nature.

Discretion is mild,

libido is major.

Ready for the task I can guarantee to rise...

I fill in the blank, no joke on the size.