Stand-up and Deliver

He stands on stage, microphone in hand

A funny man, with a head full of sand

He tells jokes, one after the other

Making the crowd laugh like no other

He's a master of the pun

Making jokes about the sun

He's got a wit as sharp as a knife

And he'll make you laugh, without any strife

He's a comedian, a funny guy

Making the crowd reach for the sky

He's got jokes for days and nights

And he'll have you in stitches, alright

He'll take the stage the next day

With a new set of jokes to play

He'll make the crowd roar with delight

And he'll do it with all his might

A stand-up comedian, a master of the craft

Bringing laughter and joy, a comedic draft

He'll make you forget your troubles and woes

And leave you with a smile that glows

But when the show's over, and the crowd's gone home

He'll sit alone, feeling so alone

But then he'll remember the laughter and cheer

And know that's why he's a stand-up comedian, my dear.