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St. Pete in a Mood

Limerick of the Week

By Gerard DiLeoPublished 5 months ago 1 min read
"Not So Fast!"

St. Peter, in a mood to berate

Welcomed the bus load at the gate

He let in the sinners,

The losers and winners

But televangelists went elsewhere, straight!

"I think he said something about our bus being diverted."

Limerick

About the Creator

Gerard DiLeo

Retired, not tired. In Life Phase II: Living and writing from a decommissioned church in Hull, MA. (Phase I was New Orleans and everything that entails. Hippocampus, behave!

https://www.amazon.com/Gerard-DiLeo/e/B00JE6LL2W/

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Comments (4)

  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran5 months ago

    Hahahahahhaahhaha this was brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Inspired by my Story-of-the-day, "The Eschatology of Heaven and Heaven and Hell," at https://vocal.media/fiction/the-eschatology-of-heaven-and-heaven-and-hell.

  • Cindy Calder5 months ago

    Great bit of nonfictional poetry. I'm still smiling.....

  • Dana Crandell5 months ago

    LOL This did not disappoint! Well done, sir!

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