Spam

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Hello, Hello

Hi, Hey there~

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Are you an author?

I'm an editor.

If you are interested...

Please contact me.

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Hello, Hello

Hi there~

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You may be interested in a new tech,

It's to create a book,

Instead of using a blank page.

Use our template!

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Hello~

I wish I could get to know more about you,

Maybe become friends,

Or maybe more~

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So sorry to infringe on your privacy,

It's said that a picture is worth more than a thousand words.

But when I saw yours...

It was more than what words could explain.

You're irresistable.

Your looks give me good girl vibes.

So naturally, I had to drop in a message,

Just want to know you better.

I hope to hear from you sometime~

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Hello, Hello

Hi, Hi~

How are you?

Do you like to watch me?

How about a video chat?

I love you, miss~

I can't wait to spend my life with you~

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About this poem:

- These are none of my words. Instead, I took a look at my "spam" tab on Facebook Messenger. I got quite a good laugh and decided to create something using actual messages I have received.

- I have never actually responded to any of these spam messages. But I did have to read them all for a good laugh once in a while.

- To all the crazy people in my Spam DMs: BEGONE THOTS.