Something Rare

We were tasked with the prompt

'write about something rare'

So I'm twirling my pen

While I'm pulling my hair

I've got a few good ideas

But the one that I can't shake

Is wanting to write

About a juicy rare steak

I'll make some people chuckle

With a little bit of comedy

By acting like the meaning

Of the word rare is lost on me

I could go to a meat market

And make a choice selection

Bring it back to my house

And cook it to perfection

It'd be the kind of rare

That I really like

So moist and tender

In every single bite

There's a really good chance

My submission will be panned

But if it made you laugh

Then it all went as planned

I could win a thousand dollars

But I don't really care

I'd rather make someone smile

Because smiles should not be something rare.