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Social Groups to Avoid

A Poem on What May Tempt Your Membership

By Kendall Defoe Published 2 years ago Updated about a year ago 1 min read
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Social Groups to Avoid
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An explanation: after writing about what I am grateful for (what makes my life worth living), I did a little more digging and decided to come up with certain social groups that I feel should be avoided (see if you can check the abbreviated forms of said organizations.

Again, my brain buzzes too often to ignore the noises in it:

Doctors without Boundaries

Alcoholics Unanimous

Alcoholics Spontaneous

The Red Double Cross

Parent-Teacher Annihilation

Screen Actors’ Guilt

American Autoerotica Association

The Liars’ Club

Young Men’s Cheaters Association

Young Men’s Heathen Association

Neighbourhood Witch

United Anti-Workers

Amnesty Unintentional

National Harpy League

National Bukkake Association

National Fool-All League

United Notions

World Fool Programme

International Panel on Climate Cringe

North American Slander Association

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