So he thinks that he’s a comedian
A real funny man, you see
When he looks me up and down
And says
What have you done to you’re body?
But that’s not even the punchline
When I,
Show a bit of sorrow
Pinch my belly and my thighs
Whispered a sorry
“I’ll start back on my diet tomorrow”
He sneers then smirks
How could I be so gullible?
He says
It’s just a joke....
But my heart almost broke...
He thinks he’s real hilarious
When he says I’m dumb
Because I’m blonde
Couldn’t possibly know
Real life woahs
“Oh but don’t get huffy baby,
I’m just putting you on”
And I’m not laughing
When he tells me that my legs
Could jiggle less,
Don’t wear that dress,
Get back in the kitchen,
Stop your bitching,
He’s just trying to impress his friends
He thinks that he’s a comedian
Get this one - ok?
He tells me if I won’t put out
Without a doubt
He’ll find another way to get laid
And I’m told I’m too dramatic
When I start to put up a fight
Because what’s the big deal
He’s not trying to hurt my feelings
he’s just kidding....right?
But you know what?
I’m real funny too
When I walk straight out that door
And tell him bye with a wink
And smiling eyes
I won’t put up with it anymore
And I’ve got jokes, you know
I giggle just thinking about it.
Get this...
When he calls and texts
“Baby I’m sorry, let’s fix this”
It cracks me up,
The abuse he thinks I’ll allow
Because I’m done, it’s over
And I’m not playing....
But guess who’s laughing now
About the Creator
J.M. S
J.M. is a freelance writer and web developer who has always had a passion for writing from the heart. She is a mother of two beautifully unique daughters, a lover of girl power, poetry fanatic and resident of Arkansas.
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