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Sloppy Saturday

No comfort on a weekend

By No Real BalancePublished 2 years ago Updated 2 years ago 1 min read
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Sloppy Saturday
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Dribbly Sliibly blippidy blop

Boot bea do do bird

Sing song tweet-a-twitter true

Gotta hit at least 100 words

to qualify

But I’m a teacher

I be busy

Scoot chootin childden Cha

Duwop dubbly do

Flippin Floop

Could’ve studied poetry

Instead I’m on lunch duty

Pushing round wastebaskets

Labor shortage, they say

Ooo woozy wheeee

Skiddely shootin' breeze

Whittling blank verse

submitting

40 times for 40 days

No matter I teach science

Know not the hell of what I'm doing

Deee leadily instubastud reedily

Goony greener tree-la-lee

Slip Sloppin on a Saturday

To fulfill obligation

But

Poo Poo Poetry

doggammic uppentry

Mis mashal you-ology

Should be more prepared

in my free verse but

I got lessons to plan

Remember. I’m a teacher

Phuk, phong, flickety flock

A bird be a bird

I flew over

word limit.

.

7

fact or fiction
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About the Creator

No Real Balance

Reluctant Writer. Teacher.

Hawking vocal contests for love letters.

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