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Shower Fart

Methane Overload

By Tambourine ManPublished 2 years ago • 1 min read
Shower Fart
Photo by Daniel Dan on Unsplash

I enjoy using the shower as my thinking bomb,

Wait until you experience it yourself,

An explosion of ripe ideas coming out of your ass,

Every smell will become out of this world,

Be careful how much pressure you release,

You might end up with a dirty diaper,

Nobody wants to clean that up,

Least of all,

The stinky writer,

A chemical of major importance,

The mixture is quite deadly,

To inhale in any quantity,

Delicate havoc on your main arteries,

And pardon the noise it creates,

It will twist your mind and wrench your guts,

In the same moment.

Filthy

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    Written by Tambourine Man