Sex (And Why It's Shit)

Why is sex shit?

I mean no, it’s not the action bit,

Not the action bit that’s shit.

But the feeling bit, that comes after it,

That’s shit.

I want the feeling of sex,

Without the feelings of it.

Why can’t I be with him,

Without wanting to be with him?

Why is it, the two things I want to separate

Run in parallel, mixed up, entirely intricate?

I want to disassociate.

This feeling that is oh so great.

With the feelings that only make me irate.

Why when my vagina meets a penis

Does my brain do this?

Sorry was that too crass?

I mean when his knighthood travels down my sacred pass.

No that’s just awkward

How do I sum up this feeling?

What is the word?

Other than fucking absurd?

Yeah you heard me,

It feels fucking absurd!

I want to rip out my insides

And mash them to a pulp.

So, you can view how it feels

To me, my pride.