What the fuck?
Was that ...?
Nah.. couldn't have been ..
He's dead
Ah Crap!
Stepped in dog shit ...
Christ almighty! Scrape it on the grass...
Where in the heck are my keys?
I need to get back inside ...
Inside my mind ...
Somewhere there are answers
If only I could find my own ass with both hands
Oh well
It's more cracked than my brain
Damn fence is tilting again
Needs a new post there
So do I..
I need to post something ... anything
Not that anyone will care ...
Hey! There's my glasses!
Effin dog chewed them up!
No wonder I can't see for fuckin' looking!
Bibbitty Bobbity Boo
Who the heck are you?
Need to pick up milk and carwax
Or was that earwax?
Nah.. Oh, pull your finger out of your ear idiot
Neighbors are going to think you're crazy
OOOHHH! Gross!
Nobody'll notice if I wipe it on my pants..
Oh well
What was I looking for again?
Oooohhh... what a cool rock!
It's a beautiful shade of green and blue
It'll look nice in the aquarium
Shamu! That was the name of that damn whale
Oh yeah... Jonah...
That was who I was looking for
Down FIDO!!!!
Now ... where are my keys?
About the Creator
Andrew C McDonald
Andrew McDonald was a 911 dispatcher for 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain.
Never mind. I give up.
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