Saucily I Slice
To be read in a bad Italian accent
By Prudence is LatePublished 5 years ago • 1 min read
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Saucily I slice a pizza
Come on thru I'll feed it to ya!
Supremes live in my pizzeria
They're always singing "Mama Mia"!
So shut the shades put on your lace
Run right down to my pizza place
Act quick and you can sit on my face
Lick up'a that tomato paste!
Dont delay get on your way this saucy spot opens today
And if delay you do I'll unfollow you, on all your social media
My sausage you see, it cant be beat
Across the land there's nothing meatier
But what's that you say? My sausage is lame?
And you want your DM's clear again?
Well hooray I guess for you and all the rest
I've converted to vegetarian
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