Sandy's Stand Mixer

Little Sandy woke one day a'hankering for some cake.

She didn't want no apple pie, she don't want no steak.

So she found a recipe in her big old recipe book.

A recipe for a chocolate cake from the tome she took.

She beat in flour, water, cocoa, and egg.

She added milk from a jug and oil from a keg.

Then, when it was mixed, she craved a taste from the bowl.

"Not much will be gone," she thought, "besides, it's near full."

Then she stuck her tongue in, the urge she couldn't shun,

Unfortunately for Sandy, the mixer was still on.