Recipe for an Open Bag of Chips (In Limerick Forme)
Yeah. That.
You start with a closed bag of chips,
Then pull apart from the top bits.
Let out all the air,
Hey, that's way too much air.
Dude, I think they shortchanged me on chips.
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Steven Christopher McKnight
Disillusioned twenty-something, future ghost of a drowned hobo, cryptid prowling abandoned operahouses, theatre scholar, prosewright, playwright, aiming to never work again.
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Comments (3)
#same. Loving the rhymes. Chips and chips? Such innovation. 🙃😜 But seriously, I have never written a limerick, so I'm not judging. Plus, I love every limerick I read. This was so fun, so true, and ultimately, kinda sad. We deserve full chip bags.
Shrinkflation was never new with these airbags 😒. Well done!
#same