Why hello there!
I just had a fun little idea for us writers.
Maybe because I was bored, or maybe because I was curious, I asked ChatGPT to "roast the entire human race in 100 words"
Below you will see its response.
But hold on!
When you read its perfectly summarised insults, I want you to listen to yourself. How you feel.
Latch onto that, and remember it.
- Red
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1. Read this:
Humans: Earth's self-proclaimed apex species, yet they're masters of self-destruction. They poison their own air and water, hoard resources, and worship money while ignoring wisdom. Their greatest technological achievements serve warfare more than welfare. They claim to value intelligence, yet their societies reward the shallow and the vain. They preach love but practice hate, and their history is a saga of needless suffering. Climate change? They’re debating its reality as the seas rise. The species that thought too highly of itself is now racing towards its own oblivion, all while scrolling through cat memes. Well done, humans. Well done.
2. Now write.
About the Creator
Ruby Red
"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts."
- William Shakespeare
Consider this a doorway to my heart and soul. 🌱
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Comments (2)
Lol, humans are the stupidest species ever because we're the only ones that have to pay to live on Earth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exceptional work.