I would rather...
...be Kanye West's press agent.
...organize a Mensa meeting at Mar-A-Lago.
...open a McDonald's at a fat farm.
...sell Taylor Swift merch at a heavy metal festival.
...run a cooking show with Hannibal Lecter.
...drop a lit firecracker in an open-carry state.
...be a Kardashian without the looks.
...hold an AA meeting at a brewery.
...be next in line for the British throne...
than to have another sensible poem
on this page...

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