I would rather...
...be Kanye West's press agent.
...organize a Mensa meeting at Mar-A-Lago.
...open a McDonald's at a fat farm.
...sell Taylor Swift merch at a heavy metal festival.
...run a cooking show with Hannibal Lecter.
...drop a lit firecracker in an open-carry state.
...be a Kardashian without the looks.
...hold an AA meeting at a brewery.
...be next in line for the British throne...
than to have another sensible poem
on this page...
Thank you for reading!
If you liked this, you can add your Insights, Comment, leave a Heart, Tip, Pledge, or Subscribe. I will appreciate any support you have shown for my work.
You can find more poems, stories, and articles by Kendall Defoe on my Vocal profile. I complain, argue, provoke and create...just like everybody else.
Give it a look...
About the Creator
Kendall Defoe
Teacher, reader, writer, dreamer... I am a college instructor who cannot stop letting his thoughts end up on the page.
And I did this: Buy Me A Coffee... And I did this:
Enjoyed the story? Support the Creator.
Subscribe for free to receive all their stories in your feed. You could also pledge your support or give them a one-off tip, letting them know you appreciate their work.
Reader insights
Outstanding
Excellent work. Looking forward to reading more!
Top insights
Compelling and original writing
Creative use of language & vocab
Easy to read and follow
Well-structured & engaging content
Excellent storytelling
Original narrative & well developed characters
Expert insights and opinions
Arguments were carefully researched and presented
Eye opening
Niche topic & fresh perspectives
Heartfelt and relatable
The story invoked strong personal emotions
Masterful proofreading
Zero grammar & spelling mistakes
On-point and relevant
Writing reflected the title & theme
Keep reading
More stories from Kendall Defoe and writers in Poets and other communities.
Comments (32)
Brilliant
Lol, run a cooking show with Hannibal Lecter! I'd love that! Congratulations on your Top Story!
I love this! Amazing! Great work. I would rather read your stuff then anyone else’s!
Hahaha! Love it. Snappy humour aside, this is a really well-written poem, Kendall!
😂 Well played!
Well written! Congrats on Top Story!
Hahah love it!
Super interesting. Congratulations on Top Story!
Very nice.
Great piece with humor 😉❤️
❤❤
Nice
🤣🤣🤣❤
Great humour
oh hell yeah!!!!
Love your sense of humor! This was a complete crack up. Thank you for the laughs today :) Congratulations on Top Story!
Amazing
Congratulations on Top Story status Kendall!
Nice!!!!
Ooooh, challenge accepted. Lol
Yay, congrats on Top Story, Kendall!
lol. That was fun.
This was delightful! Congratulations on your Top Story!
made me smile, thank you!
Hilarious!