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Rather...

I would...

By Kendall Defoe Published 3 years ago • 1 min read
Top Story - May 2023
Rather...
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I would rather...

...be Kanye West's press agent.

...organize a Mensa meeting at Mar-A-Lago.

...open a McDonald's at a fat farm.

...sell Taylor Swift merch at a heavy metal festival.

...run a cooking show with Hannibal Lecter.

...drop a lit firecracker in an open-carry state.

...be a Kardashian without the looks.

...hold an AA meeting at a brewery.

...be next in line for the British throne...

than to have another sensible poem

on this page...

Sad but true...

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Teacher, reader, writer, dreamer... I am a college instructor who cannot stop letting his thoughts end up on the page. No AI. No Fake Work. It's all me...

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    Written by Kendall Defoe