random #1

I was in the store the other day and I saw this older lady in the tissue aisle. She was having trouble reaching a bag of charmin ultra strong. I was feeling extra chivalrous that day. My paycheck had finally hit. I was able to pay my bills on time and life was going well. So I went over to her and asked if she needed any help with that. She said no very loudly through the store and kicked me in my shins. I never thought that was going to happen. I guess she was having a bad day.