i hurt my back at work one arvo
and my sick days were all gone
i needed relief and needed it quick
and something that wouldn't take too long
i spied a flashing neon sign
on my drive home that very night
the gaudy colours spelt M A S S A G E
i thought that might put it right
my intentions were strictly medical
i was in a lot of pain
i wanted her to ease my back
to alleviate the strain
i only went in for a massage
my back was tender and sore
i didn't want a wristy
from some dodgy asian whore
but when she tried to take my towel
and give me a little hug
i knew right there i knew right then
i was in a rub and tug
she yabbered away in some asian lingo
and grabbed another cloth
she tried to grab my knob again
i dodged her deftly and hissed fuck off
it’s easy to see with hindsight
the cheapness that reeked of sleazy
everything horribly pimped and gaudy
while at the same time all extra greasy
the realisation opened my senses
and the smell assaulted my nose
buckets full of spoofed on towels
were lined near the door in rows
no engrish she screeched
and jumped across the massage bench
trying to grab my slug again
the dirty sawn off wench
she was determined to flog my log
but i was trying to flee
i was having a hard time covering up
cause she would not leave me be
on the other side of the room to my clothes
i needed a plan real quick
i didn't want her syphilitic fingers
anywhere near my dick
having no other options open to me
i hit her with an imitation lava lamp
i attempted to push her under the bench
but she was all yucky and damp
i grabbed my clothes and raced outside
not even bothering to get dressed
i ran through the half full waiting room
none of them looked impressed
naked; i ran quickly up the street
clutching my clothes close to my chest
i ran all the way to where i parked my car
next thing you know i'm under arrest
public indecency and streaking
what a complete and utter mess
shoulda just had a quiet rub and tug
it would have cost me less
About the Creator
Brenton F
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Comments (1)
Too real!!! Who are you????