Peristalsic Lethargy

so here's me right

just minding my own affairs

probably taking the piss right

just having a fucking lend

some silly cunt fell

into a beautiful hole i made

and would not let me hear the end

he alluded to all manner

of sexual perversions

as both a threat and a promise

he named a few horrid acts

most of which i’d heard

and the few i didn’t sounded

sounded perversely absurd

these closeted repressed small office types

they don’t get out much and look what happens

the cunt in the hole just mutters

muttering under his cheese and pickle sandwich breath

muttering prior to nuttering

and that too is very close

(cut the crusts off)

cursing holes in general before coming to a topographically informed taxpayer funded conclusion of sorts that somehow got ok with god through a series of pro-antagonist amateur volcano sleuth tik tok videos that depict a lot of funny hairdos, get a lot off slushy govt fee fee funds upon simply renouncing your humanity and renaming your goose step.

Ay Lmaos are UFO’s

i was a plate of shrimp left on the bus

it coulda been the lsd

that's it!

that was it indeed

i had a hole with a lid made of cardboard

(cardboard – pffft - people think i need a little help)

covered with a bit of dirt and sticks

(yukk - i’m ok but i think they are all nuts)

covered in a way so not as to be seen

i listened until ti was just the noise

of no sound at all

the noise of my thoughts

as they banged into each other

in my head

(for a bit )

it’s not hard to catch dickheads nowadays

(ya gotta knowem to catchem)

and

ya just gotta let them do all the work

*wink*