Owner’s Manual for the Heart:

Dear Human Heart User:

Warning! When using this machine always observe these safety precautions:

• The grief app must be run with caution. Overuse of grief software uses up the memory, causing the sorrow, despair, depression, and anxiety apps to initiate and use up valuable resources. This can result in the impairment of the other hardware with which the heart device works, causing the whole system to break down over time, potentially creating a situation which is beyond repair.

• Likewise, avoid overuse of the program of fear. This program is useful when used for alerting the appliance to potential dangers that can threaten the well-being of the system, but when applied in abundance, the fear program can actually damage the system itself by constricting, locking up, and leaving the appliance in a state of suspended animation. This can short-circuit the overall network and cause irreversible damage to all of the hardware and software in the system.

• Do not open a victimization app. These programs are created by internal pranksters and can download automatically and infect the whole operating system. Deletion of the app is advised.

• To minimize the possibility of severe injury to your machine, do not run grudge apps. Although they are created with the intention of disabling other heart machines in the network, they actually cause more harm to that of the original user.

• Do not operate this appliance using the hate program under any circumstances. It is a virus and has a corrosive effect that can damage the heart machine of the owner and the heart machines of all other owners in the network. This causes a complete breakdown and no appliance will be able to function properly, as it creates a global failure at all levels within all systems and networks.

• Finally, refrain from using any and all rage software. Occasional minor use of the anger program can be healthy for your appliance, but the overuse of anger software triggers the installation of the rage virus and can cause the power system to ignite and potentially explode. This can not only destroy the appliance of the owner, but the appliances of others as well. If left unchecked, the rage program can destroy the whole network and all of the software and hardware within it.

Trauma is normal during the overall life of the system, but in order to maintain the highest quality and performance of your heart device, we recommend employing the following steps.

How to Operate Your Heart Appliance for Optimal Performance:

Step 1: Upon removing your heart device from its box, the unconditional love operating system should be immediately updated so that the latest advantages will be available. We also advise adding the loving-kindness plug-in, running it in the background at all times, and using it in service of every function you intend to perform. This is the most stable and secure platform from which to run all applications.

Step 2: Share the compassion hyperlink on your network. This launches the peace and harmony apps, adding further strength and stability to the system and the network as a whole.

Step 3: Refresh and recharge your system daily with the nature file. This frees up space on your internal hard drive.

Step 4: For best maintenance of your heart machine, be sure to run the self-worth software daily. Double-click on the happiness and laughter icons regularly as well. This keeps operations running smoothly and efficiently.

Step 5: When the system is impaired or running slow, be sure to launch the forgiveness software. This removes malicious viruses that may have been installed on your heart device, and repairs and restores the system to its factory default, allowing it to operate free of complications once more.

Step 6: To boost your system’s overall performance, install the gratitude plug-in, and have it running constantly in the background. This not only enables your system to run more efficiently, but it comes with its own reward programs.

Step 7: There will be occasions when you will want to open your heart device to situations that make it vulnerable. Believe it or not, this is actually advised. Some vulnerability makes the appliance stronger and more resilient to malicious viruses.

Step 8: Finally, don’t forget to run and maintain the self-love application at all times. This enables smooth running of the generosity and goodness programs, which not only keep your machine in peak condition, but maintain the integrity of the whole network.

Sincerely,

The Team at Tickersoft

"Soft tickers are STRONG tickers!"