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To Whom it May Concern,

If you are reading this then I'm already gone. Where I am is none of your concern, just know that I am gone. I had written this letter anonymously, mostly because I'm a shitty person. I have done some shit and said some shit that has caused me to have to run out of town. I'm not writing this because I want to scare someone or confess to a crime. I'm saying this because if I turn up dead, know that it was because I broke my grandmother’s antique clock she was given when she was a child. I have to leave the country, and possibly move planets.

Send help,

Mo