On My Way to School Today

On my way to school today,

I fell into a rabbit's hole.

Tumbling from the world above,

I landed hard in Oz.

Following the Yellow Brick Road,

I ended up in Narnia.

Crashing through the wooden doors,

I found myself in Asgard.

Walking along the Rainbow Bridge,

I wound up in the T.A.R.D.I.S.

Traveling through the Time-Vortex,

I appeared on Mount Olympus.

Riding down the elevator,

I woke up in my bed.

Sitting up in a daze,

I'm on my way to school today.