Ode to the Chocolate

Start writing... My huge chocolate, you inspire me to write.

I love the way you bounce, waddle and prowl,

Invading my mind day and through the night,

Always dreaming about the bright scrub fowl.

Let me compare you to a dark buffoon?

You are more funny, empty and clever.

Light sun heats the benchmark peaches of June,

And summertime has the right endeavour.

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.

I love your white humour, legs and elbows.

Thinking of your sunny legs fills my days.

My love for you is the generous pros.

Now I must away with a cunning heart,

Remember my stark words whilst we're apart.