One cut two cuts
I chop cashew nuts
almonds and sultanas.
Let’s practise with bananas.
Fruit chopping is great.
Fruit stays on the plate,
but nuts cause alarm as
they don’t act like bananas.
Your nuts defy gravity;
fly off with depravity.
You waste as you slice;
making picnics for mice.
Is internal stress popping
from the shock of the chopping?
No: forget the “why” and the “how,”
I want an answer, and now!
The solution is honey.
(the stiff kind or runny)
Smear the blade in some measure;
now nut-chopping’s a pleasure.
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Previously published in my book "Life Hacks - the essential collection"
Poem and illustrations - copyright Nick James (me!)
About the Creator
Nick James
Illustrator, traveller, and writer. Formerly architect and company director.
Lover of all things beautiful, both real and abstract.
Better do small things well, than do great things with mediocrity. Enjoy what you do, and do lots of it.
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